What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.