What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.