What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.