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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.