What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!