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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!