What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!