What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!