What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.