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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

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What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.