What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.