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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

P Jokes More P Jokes

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!