How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"