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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.