How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!