How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Previous Random Joke Next

School Jokes More School Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours