Student: By Staying at home.
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
P and O.
All P
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
He was a Mets fan.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
