What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.