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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus