What is lemonade?

When you help an old lemon across the street.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.