Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.