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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.