Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.