Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile