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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile