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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...