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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.