How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle