How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.