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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis