What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!