What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!