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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!