What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani