Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Please step out of the vehicle sir.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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