Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)