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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Toe Sis Jokes More Toe Sis Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.