Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Toe Sis Jokes More Toe Sis Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!