Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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My toe sis!

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

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A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Cause I stepped on it.

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Because they're meteor

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So he could shoot his mouth off.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.