Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot