Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.