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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.