Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
They lie still.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Guesu
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Because he was driving her buggy.
The one percent
In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
