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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.