Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What did one lawyer say to the other?

We are both lawyers.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.