Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering