Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.