Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.