Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Stable Relationship Jokes More Stable Relationship Jokes

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.