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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Stable Relationship Jokes More Stable Relationship Jokes

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.