Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.