Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.