Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re
Someone is losing their trailer..
Because he was driving her buggy.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
Re-arranged marriage
Divorce!
It didn't have a stable relationship.
Because they Marry Christmas!
Mango!
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Because they are worth it!
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Daworfed
In the end, I settled.
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Two Kwanzaas
Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams
Because he was a cheetah.
Because they grew a part.
She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist
Because it's worth it.
Child custardy
A Brexit
She named him Oedipus.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
May divorce be with you
Because he had a fare.
His mom got soul custody.
Bad memory.
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
A reptile dysfunction
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
A divorce.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
There was no chemistry.
Because they were both too Shellfish.
May Divorce be with you.*
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Once is not enough.
I want a divorce
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
Someone's losing their trailer
Divorce
They are four ways you can lose your house!
That's grounds for divorce!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
He dumped his girlfriend.
Orlando Bloom.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
Chuckleslovakia
The food tastes funny.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Fo' Frizzle
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
They have a custardy battle
They end up in a custardy battle.
