Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re
Someone is losing their trailer..
Because he was driving her buggy.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
Re-arranged marriage
Divorce!
It didn't have a stable relationship.
Because they Marry Christmas!
Mango!
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Because they are worth it!
Because 7 8 out 9.
Because she ate the secretary.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Daworfed
In the end, I settled.
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
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Two Kwanzaas
Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams
Because he was a cheetah.
Because they grew a part.
She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist
Because it's worth it.
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
Child custardy
A Brexit
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
She named him Oedipus.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
They put him under joint custody.
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
May divorce be with you
A GOP Presidential candidate.
Because he had a fare.
His mom got soul custody.
Bad memory.
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
A reptile dysfunction
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
A divorce.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
There was no chemistry.
Because they were both too Shellfish.
I did not see that coming.
May Divorce be with you.*
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Once is not enough.
I want a divorce
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
Someone's losing their trailer
Divorce
He caught her in a 4-way
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
That's grounds for divorce!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Because he tasted funny.
A Romantic Jester!
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
What Arkansas..
A doctor
Karma-vore
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
He lost his Marples.
He took his wife for granite.
Red, it gold.
