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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.