Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.