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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.