Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction