Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!