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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.