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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms