Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!