I said I'm an orphan.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
It's a parent.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
Alexander Graham Fell!
He said it goes without a hitch!