Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

Inventor of Autocorrect