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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms