Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!