Inventor Jokes

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Your Age Is Only Math

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Whatcha got, reddit?

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?