Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Autocorrect Jokes More Autocorrect Jokes

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!