Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Dumb Person Jokes More Dumb Person Jokes