What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!