What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.