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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!