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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

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What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar