What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.