Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.