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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.