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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar