What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear