Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar