What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.