Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.