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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!