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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans