What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans