Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.