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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.