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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.