Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.