Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What are you?

Broke.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh