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Gig Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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I Love Pizza & You

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.