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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh