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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

Mc Jokes More Mc Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh