Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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She turned it over and used the other side.

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I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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Would you like fries with that?

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh