Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh