Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh