Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh