Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.