Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh