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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh