Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What do you call a band of otters!?

Otterpop

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.