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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh