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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.