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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.