Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.