What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation?

A waggin'

What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation?

A mitre-cycle!