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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.