What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.