Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.