Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.