Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.