Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.