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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.