What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.