What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.