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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What country is the most fragile?

China!

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.