Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.