Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion