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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.