Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.