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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion