Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.
Khakistan!
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Madagascar
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Hyrule.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Park-istan!
Cross country
Any
Nepal
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
A lot of countries have been inside her.
USB.
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
Depends on which country they're from.
A Czech Republic
Kappatalism
General Knowledge
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
Urine-nation!
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
Sweetzerland
Zimbab-Bee!
GerMany
GERMany.
An ill-eagle
E-gypt
Brazil... They've got Brazillions
She's just a country!
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
China!
Turkey
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
A hibearnation.
Germany.
Because opposite poles attract
The Soviet Onion
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Lesbians
Thai-land.
Germany. German children are kinder.
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Irack.
Cross country.
Kim Jong Un has control over his country.
To study abroad.
A pink carnation.
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
Too many horses were drowning.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
A Country.
Yea that
Student -"in Swiss Banks"..
Moo Zealand!
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Norse Korea
Nein!
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Because Africa isn't a country.
Cuba
They pump kin.
Tooth-hurty
Dental floss.
European.
Daesh Network
The p is silent.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Well, you never know!
Cross-country
Cross-country.
Because they have durian...
Because he doesn't believe in using quantum
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
