Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?

A paradox.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses