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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Paradox Jokes More Paradox Jokes

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What do you call two physicians?

A paradox