Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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What is a paradox?

A small medical clinic.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.