What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*