What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What do you call two physicians?

A paradox