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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Paradox Jokes More Paradox Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What is a paradox?

A small medical clinic.