What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*