Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Biggie Jokes More Biggie Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.