Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Biggie Jokes More Biggie Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.