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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's