Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.