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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.