Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.