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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

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What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.