7th Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Chubby Jokes More Chubby Jokes

Panzer Jokes More Panzer Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Mid Life Crisis Jokes More Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.