7th Jokes

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

Panzer Jokes More Panzer Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

January Jokes More January Jokes

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer