7th Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

And "What's a gym "

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Where does a Russian bird sleep?

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