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7th Jokes

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader