7th Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

January Jokes More January Jokes

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's