What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er