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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!