What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.