What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em