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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er