What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em