What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.