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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

Tally hohoho!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.