April Sale - 20% Off

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.