Sleigh-er
North Pole-land
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
HIP HOP
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
Meringue-harangue
Pigs don't have red noses.
He "sleighs" them.
