Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.