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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue