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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!