Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.