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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower