Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.