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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Addiction Jokes More Addiction Jokes

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Addiction