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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.