What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!