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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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Restaurants have better servers.

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.