What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.