What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.