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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.