What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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The start on a small scale!

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!