What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.