What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.