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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.