What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!