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What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

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He ate his tacho.

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Because he was always lost at C!

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The start on a small scale!

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A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.