What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.