What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.