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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!