What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!