Carve Jokes

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

Stampede Jokes More Stampede Jokes

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE!

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.