Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

Because... chicken.lel

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.