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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.