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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.