Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.