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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.