Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

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Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Thinking you are following someone.

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Get off the merry-go-round!

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A hallucination.

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Put it bluntly.