Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.