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Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?