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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

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