Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu