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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan