What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.