What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!