What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!