What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!