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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it