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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.